there's nothing like a warzone to make the studying less traumatizing. a few welts later, and memorizing a list of fifty linguistics studies doesn't seem so daunting. who knows, writing that midterm tonight just might mean saving the world! just picture it. lexical access, riddled with paintballs. late closure strategy, wimpering in the corner. conceptual metaphor theory, running away shrieking like a little girl. and me, bish the victorious!
beware, psycholinguistics, beware!