recipe for one freaked-out bish:


take 1 bish
1 pair unmatched socks
1 dead watch battery
1 literature review
about 1 inch of unread journal articles
2 strings of christmas lights
1 dell inspiron
and 2 cadbury creme eggs.


add 2 tectonic plates. shake well and serve at 1am.


et voila. one freaked-out bish, wondering why oh why, in the middle of the night, the ground should be shaking so.


'twas a 5.2 on the richter scale! first I thought a boggart was rattling my wardrobe. then I thought maybe a truck had driven into the building. then I occurred to me the building might actually be collapsing. then I fell asleep.