I don't believe you've been formally introduced.
Internet, this is Mactaquac. Mactaquac, this is the Internet.
Mactaquac and Sir Compy McDell are getting on fine. They hang out. Tell war stories. Have inside jokes. Sometimes I feel a bit left out.
So I take pictures like this:
It's the equivalent of sticking a camera in someone's face and shooting their nose hairs. It makes me feel better.