once upon a time, there was a girl named bish. just as the sun was setting one night in late september, bish sat down to write an essay. she tried everything to get that essay written. she ate some chocolate, kicked a soccer ball around her room, and checked her e-mail every couple minutes. but she just couldn't seem to do it. at last, bish did the only other thing she could think of to do: she went to sleep. and while she slept, out of the corner of her room trooped the essay fairies. they set immediately to work, and by morning, the masterpiece lay on bish's desk in all it's grammatical glory. thus, the essay was written and everyone lived happily ever after. the end.