I watched a pair of rats fornicate today.


actually, it wasn't a pair of rats. it wasn't anywhere close to a pair of rats. there was a single female on the bottom of a scrum, barely visible under the pile of males that were biting, body slamming and jousting each other to get to her hind quarters. they chased her around the cage with the fervor of european soccer fans mobbing the pitch - with blood in their eyes. it was a life-altering experience, and several hours with the elf cape were needed for recovery.


and now, volleyball practice is only five hours away. so good night, and may visions of rat porn dance in your head.