written on my jar of mayonnaise:

By Appointment to Her Majesty the Queen
Manufacturers of Margarine, Low Fat Spreads, Mustards,

Sauces, Mayonnaise, Meat and Vegetable Extracts

Unilever Bestfoods UK
Crawley

dude. if I were queen, I would totally appoint Unilever Bestfoods UK, Crawley to make me food. and it totally wouldn't be mayonnaise. cranberry sauce extraordinaire, pumpkin pie, corn a la not-too-veggie-tasting, mashed potatoes with beaucoup de gravy, stuffing, and turduckens for everyone!

happy thanksgiving!