there was once a little fish named sinbad. he sailed the high seas of his jar with a glint in his eye and anger in his soul. with a vendetta against all things brightly coloured, he made it his life's goal to rid the world of pink highlighters, red pencils and christmas lights. his favourite part of the day was an hour or so after sunrise when food would fall from the sky, and he would dart about and flutter his fins in anticipation. he also liked the superman returns soundtrack and fantasizing about the taste of human jungular.
good-bye, sinbad the sailor, the best, angriest, most fiery red fish ever.