when I say my brother is a tool, I'm not using the term 'tool' in the typical sarcastic, pseudoinsulting sense. I say it because nerd, geek, dimwit, character, loony, 'something' and fool don't quite cover it.


apparently he dyed his hair blue. I can kind of imagine what it looks like... his hair is normally so black it shines bluish in the sun. my sister said, "HOLY blue hair." I said I'll do his laundry for the entire month of june if he goes hot pink next.